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He doesnt live near me, he lives in Melbourne

Mum sent me this vividly accurate description of the taxi drivers in Melbourne. (They 'work' for Tel$tra while sleeping for their taxi driving jobs)
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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.
The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say,
'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at Telstra on
the Help Desk.
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It's freaky that even though the three drivers we had looked different to each other, they all fitted that description... Mujibar - for heavens sake, it's 'Melbourne International Domestic Terminal', not 'Meblorn Intentional Domesternimal'

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